yasmin-khan:

eleanor + big bisexual energy in 3a

bonus:

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prospt:

prospt:

i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.

if there are any cats in outer space i love them too

(Source: ot3-old)

disgustinganimals:

t3sla:

catchymemes:

Bedtime cuddles

look at this fucking baby

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

(Source: catchymemes)

adventuresin-theatre:

You know what I want? I want a show in the style of The Office, only it follows a Production Team at a theatre. Have like an SM, some designers, front of house, an electrician, board ops, and a Michael Scott-esque director who has all these big ideas, and actors that would cycle through every half season or at the end of each season.


Idk just an idea

(Source: 5-to-places)

1dietcokeinacan:

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

ineffably-crowley:

gingerdonna:

GUYS BUT IMAGINE THEATRE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD

A WITCH STANDING IN THE WINGS CASTING A TRANSFIGURATION CHARM ON THE PUMPKIN 

ANIMAGI ACTORS PLAYING IN THE LION KING SO THERE ARE ACTUAL LIONS ONSTAGE

ALADDIN’S FLYING CARPET ACTUALLY FLYING

ELPHABA GETTING ON A REAL BROOM AND FLYING AROUND THE THEATRE SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

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techfails:

Music Director: I can’t hear the actors through the band monitors.

Me: *changes nothing

Music Director: Wow that sounds perfect!

superradapplesauce:

places–please:

SEVEN AMAZING IMAGES OF STAGE TECHNICIANS THROUGHOUT HISTORY

  1. Imogen Cunningham’s “Theater, Cornish School” shows a lighting designer at work at the college in 1935.
  2. Carpenters building sets, 1935. And yes, most are wearing collared shirts, ties and even waistcoats.
  3. At the rail, 1935
  4. Stagehands, 1899
  5. Setting up the WPA’s Portable Theater Project, 1937
  6. If you were a stagehand in the 18th century, one of your jobs might have been trimming the candle wicks on the footlights.
  7. Stagehands rehearsing a scene, 1910

theatre people as john mulaney quotes

lifeofatheatretechie:

Actors: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Director: In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

Sound techs: The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Light techs: No one knows what you’re talking about, you idiot!

Stage manager: You ever have those days where something happens and you’re like… whatever, this may as well happen?

Assistant stage manager: I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

Stage crew: I am very small, and I have no money. You can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.

Set builders: This is an on-fire garbage can. …Could be a nursery.

Props department: Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.

Costume department: Hi, I’m very gay, and I’d like a few dollars.

Makeup people: I don’t look older. I just look worse.

Publicity team: You know how you lie to your parents?

Budget board: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

Audience: I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud.

(Source: susiephone)

heliolisk:

as someone who comes from a family that hand washes all our dishes imagine my shock when I realized when white people complained about washing dishes they were really complaining about sticking some dishes in a machine

lowlighter:

Saints

boymilk:

gooeyshark:

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

kelptalks:

plantcab:

kelptalks:

we all michelangelo painting the sistine chapel ceiling

explain

stressed, broke, gay

missedmartian:

captainamerica-ontheenterprise:

captainamerica-ontheenterprise:

Has anyone ever seen that picture of the horse in the pool with the sunglasses wearing dog in its back and the ’D’ from the Hollywood sign thrown in the bushes?

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Ok this is the picture… Can someone explain it to me?

wow the live action bojack horseman looks great